1211:
Awwww
It’s time for corny pick up lines
1: Are you a surgeon? Cause you’ve just took my heart away!
2: Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
3: Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.
4: Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day.
5: Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can’t take them off you.
6: You’re like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
7: Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
8: I’m a raindrop, and I’m fallin’ for you!
9: If we were the alphabet I would put U and I together.
10: Is your dad an alien, cause you’re out of this world
11: Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?
12: Keyboard ka ba? kasi type kita
I CAN’T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE SO…
Iron man is drunk and gets a DUI
spoof from the dark knight
they’re gangsters watching american idol
WOW HE’S SINGING MY HEART WILL GO ON BY CELINE DION
THE LAST PART OF PUFF AND JACKIE PAPER
IT PART 2 OF PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON
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Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
